Alex Massie

Alex Massie

The SNP’s Slumbering Summer – Spectator Blogs

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I have it on good authority that, as matters stand, some senior figures within the SNP are concerned by the way the party has lost - or is perceived to have lost - momentum this summer. Of course, the road to the independence referendum is a long one and there's ample time for the nationalists to up their game. Nevertheless, right now, their message is not cutting through as effectively as they would hope. That's the subject for a column I've written for today's Scotsman: Even so, the SNP’s message has become oddly blurred. What is independence actually designed to achieve? For months now, the party has reassured voters that much of what they hold dear about Britain will remain unchanged post-independence.

Lance Armstrong: It Wasn’t Just About the Bike – Spectator Blogs

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In one sense, I have some sympathy for Lance Armstrong. He has been hounded by the American anti-doping agency USADA who, like other federal agencies, are remorseless foes. Once they have their hooks in you they never let go. The usefulness of their investigations is another matter. Even so, Armstrong's declaration that enough is enough and that he will no longer bother to defend himself against doping charges will doubtless be seen as a capitulation. Most people, I suspect, will take his silence as an admission of guilt. So it really wasn't just about the bike, was it? Apparently not.

The United Nations is not in Foggy Bottom. On balance, that’s a good thing.

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For an Englishman, Nile Gardner is an unusually reliable mouthpiece for the more reactionary elements of reactionary American conservative foreign policy preferences. His latest epistle to the Daily Telegraph demonstrates this quite nicely. There is, you see, a meeting of the so-called Non-Aligned Movement next week and this meeting will be held in Tehran. Worse still, Ban Ki-moon, the Secretary-General of the United Nations will attend this conference. I am not at all convinced that this is a useful use of the Secretary-General's time. I suspect this meeting is bound to be little more than a festival of anti-American and anti-Israeli prejudice. I would want no part of it myself. Any number of awful people from awful regimes are likely to be present. On this Mr Gardner and I agree.

Is Barack Obama a Tory? – Spectator Blogs

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At The American Conservative, Noah Millman argues that Barack Obama's administration is the kind of small-c conservative leadership Thomas Friedman and other so-called centrists have been asking for: [T]he Obama Administration has been a quintessentially small-”c” conservative one, in that it has tried its best to preserve the status quo in just about every area. Its health care plan aimed to achieve universality with minimal disruption to existing insurance arrangements (which is why it was a good deal for insurance companies). Its response to the financial crisis was centered on securing the financial position of the large banks.

Sir John Cowperthwaite and the wisdom of positive non-intervention – Spectator Blogs

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In a recent piece Stephanie Flanders, the BBC's economics editor, pondered how the UK economy could be adding jobs while, according to the figures, shrinking by 0.7% during the second quarter of this year. As she put it, this is a conundrum that "Britain's finest economic brains simply cannot explain". Well, I can't explain it either. But, perhaps because I'm not any kind of economic brain, I wonder if all this measuring and collecting of information now does as much harm as good. In one sense, of course, it seems obviously good that government collect data so it knows what's going on. But that comes at a price: it encourages governments to tinker and interfere even more than they might already be predisposed to tinker and interfere.

Very, Very Special: An Appreciation of VVS Laxman – Spectator Blogs

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And then there was one.  Of the four princes who made India the world's best side to watch in the first decade of the 21st century, only Sachin Tendulkar - the first and greatest of them - remains. Saurav Ganguly, the tiger of Bengal, was first to leave the arena. Rahul Dravid, the classicist, departed last year. Now Vangipurappu Venkata Sai Laxman, the most artistic member of India's most formidable quartet, has announced his retirement from international cricket. As Cardus (who else?) wrote of Ranji, Laxman distributed his runs as largesse delivered in silk purses. If he could not claim Ranji's aristocratic lineage, he was still, even in his own time, something of a throwback to an earlier age.

Saturday Afternoon Country: Robert Earl Keen – Spectator Blogs

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Saturday country sessions have been delayed while the new Spectator website was being built. But that's been done now and, hell, it's good to be back with all you good folks. It's a beautiful afternoon in Edinburgh and Selkirk Cricket Club have just been confirmed as - oh, my giddy aunt - champions of Division Six of the East of Scotland Cricket Association. What better, then, than a cold one and Robert Earl Keen, that under-rated Texas troubador, reminding us that The Road Goes on Forever? It's summer, at last.

Follow that dream

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‘Our fate lies within ourselves. We just have to be brave enough to see it,’ says Princess Merida, the winsome, feisty heroine of Disney-Pixar’s latest animated romp Brave (PG, nationwide). ‘Why shouldn’t we choose our own fate?’ asks another character, chafing at the constraints imposed by family, duty and tradition. Why not, indeed? As Brave is set in Scotland — albeit an imagined Caledonia owing more to Ossian than history — the politics of the movie are inescapable. If you’re burdened with being Scottish, that is. The rest of the world can, and presumably will, enjoy this caper unburdened by such dreary contemplation.

Yes, Pussy Riot were – and are – right – Spectator Blogs

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One of the happiest things about writing for the Spectator is that there is no editorial line. Indeed the editor is always pleased by an intra-mural rammy. So there's this: Dennis Sewell's argument that Pussy Riot, the only all-girl Russian punk band you're likely to have heard of, have been asking for trouble and deserve some of the trouble they're receiving is the lamest sort of counter-intuitive, concern-trolling journalism. It helps pay the bills, mind you, so there's that too.

Sid Waddell, 1941-2012 – Spectator Blogs

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Reader TT asks a good question: given your (self-appointed) role as the Spectator's unofficial darts correspondent, why haven't you written anything on the death of Sid Waddell? What can I say? Grief moves one in mysterious ways. Few people can claim to have created a sport, yet that was Waddell's achievement and only nit-pickers and other churls would mock the fact that the sport Waddell created was darts. Before Sid there was nothing and the darts universe is his creation. As he might almost have put it, "God took six days to create his world, Phil Taylor needed just three hours to build his. And Taylor never rests on the Sabbath." Though a Northumbrian by birth, Waddell was an example of the democratic intellect. Had he been Scottish he'd have been considered a "lad o'pairts".

Who will rid us of this turbulent Treasury? – Spectator Blogs

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In Michael Lewis's The Big Short, one of the few Wall Street analysts to bet against the US housing market explains his decision to short Merrill Lynch: We have a simple thesis. There is going to be a calamity, and whenever there is a calamity, Merrill is there. Sure enough, Merrill was there when the housing market crashed. Merrill was so there, in fact, that it ceased to exist as an independent company. The smart guys weren't as smart as they thought they were. I think of that anecdote every time it becomes clear that HM Treasury has been interfering in affairs that are, properly speaking, none of its business. Like trains, for instance. You and the other average man on the 8.

Patriot Games and Scoundrels – Spectator Blogs

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The Olympics are over and, with grim inevitability, politics have returned. Not the least lovely aspect of the Olympic fortnight was the manner in which it eclipsed everything and anything our politicians had to say. They were not missed but now they're back. And so is Joan McAlpine MSP. As I've said before, McAlpine's column in the Daily Record rewards careful attention, not least because it is a nationalist beach-head in hostile territory. Moreover, it is a weekly demonstration of how at least one influential nationalist thinks the SNP can appeal to working-class voters, principally but not exclusively in west-central Scotland. It is rarely, I confess, a pretty sight but that may be because it's not written to persuade the likes of me. This week's offering is no exception.

The Unbearable Weight of Being Kevin Pietersen

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How do you solve a problem like Kevin Pietersen? England's most talented and most infuriating batsman faces another crisis and, yet again, it is a crisis of his own making. Pietersen's dispute with the ECB (the cricket authorities, not the European Central Bank) shows every sign of ending his Test Match career. The man himself insists he just wants to play for England yet, puzzlingly, seems to find the business of actually doing so more tedious and complicated than the layman - that is, the supporter - can possibly hope to understand. Notionally it is a simple business. England would like to offer Pietersen the privilege of batting for England. What could be more handsome than that? This reckons without the complicating matter of the Pietersen Ego, however.

Multicultural Britain, Olympic Games, Danny Boyle – Spectator Blogs

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Back from holiday and it seems just about the only "controversy" at these splendid* Olympic Games lies in Danny Boyle's exhuberant opening ceremony. According to its critics it was multi-cultural crap or pap or something. And, of course, in one sense it was a hymn to multi-cultural Britain. Why else would Boyle have begun with choirs in Northern Ireland, Scotland, Wales and England (spliced with rugby footage) if not to remind the audience (in London and further afield) that the United Kingdom is not quite the same thing as England. Of course, that's not what the critics of multi-culturalism really mean when they sneer at "multi-culti" tripe and political correctness "gone mad". One of the problems with discussing these matters is the difficulty of defining and agreeing on terms.

Gone holidaying

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Sorry folks, but you'll not have me to kick around these next two weeks. I'm away to the Isle of Jura this week for Midge Fest 2012 (and the 62nd edition of the Ardlussa Sports). Thence to Ireland for a week of cricket as a member of Peter Oborne's annual travelling circus. See you here next month.

Guardian parody watch

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Top marks to Paul Watson for this nipping satire, published in today's Guardian: 'In fact it is almost impossible to find any piece of positive European journalism relating to the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK). The days of cold war pantomime journalism and great ideological battles might be over, but North Korea remains an area in which journalists have free licence for sensationalism and partiality. The lack of western sources in North Korea has allowed the media to conjure up fantastic stories that enthrall readers but aren't grounded in hard fact.

Cause for Unionists to applaud

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Brian Monteith has revived his Think Scotland website and as part of all this I'm scribbling there on Tuesdays. This week I'm busy cheering the SNP's march to sanity on defence policy. Angus Robertson, the obvious candidate to combine the jobs of Foreign and Defence Secretary should Scotland become an independent state and remain governed by the SNP, has been busy leading the party back from the brink of student union yahooism and towards some kind of sweet sanity. Hence his proposal to abandon the SNP's longstanding anti-NATO stance. Scotia free and braw will join the alliance provided some deal is done to remove the nukes from Faslane. At some point. Anyway, all this is worth a cheer or two... Unionists have a stake in SNP policy too.

Department of lapdogs

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Via Kevin Drum, this is really rather remarkable: 'The quotations come back redacted, stripped of colorful metaphors, colloquial language and anything even mildly provocative. They are sent by e-mail from the Obama headquarters in Chicago to reporters who have interviewed campaign officials under one major condition: the press office has veto power over what statements can be quoted and attributed by name. Most reporters, desperate to pick the brains of the president’s top strategists, grudgingly agree. After the interviews, they review their notes, check their tape recorders and send in the juiciest sound bites for review.

Britain is not full

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The census figures are out and you know what this means! Yes, the newspapers will be stuffed with articles complaining that this other Eden is now too teeming with foreigners for its survival to be considered a sure thing. The census reports that some 56.1 million souls are living in England and Wales. Add five million Scots plus some Ulstermen and the United Kingdom's population is at a record high. The population increase since 2001 is counted at 3.6 million people and some 55 per cent of that increase is attributed to net migration. The rest of it, roughly 1.6m people, is put down to an increase in the birth rate.

Invented racial ugliness

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I wasn't especially impressed by Mitt Romney's speech to the NAACP (nor, frankly, by the way Romney was booed, though that's a different matter) but at least I wasn't driven demented by it. The same, alas, cannot be said for poor Michael Tomasky who sees something rotten lurking in the dark heart of Romney's, er, standard stump speech: Oh please. This is guff. Guff on stilts, in fact. It's true that being booed by the NAACP won't hurt Romney with the wilder, nastier corners of the Republican base. Nevertheless, to presume Romney set this speech up so as to perform and benefit from this kind of trick shot is to grant the campaign a deeper level of cunning than it has shown any sign of owning.