A J Singleton

‘And they do say that on a clear day you can see five wrongly released prisoners...’

‘Things can only get better…’

‘I’m a former Tory voter looking for other Tories...’

‘What do you have that goes with Mounjaro?’

‘Will that include Harrods?’

‘They might raid the summer party!’

‘I can’t help thinking this would make a good book.’

‘One day soon this will all be keyhole surgery…’

‘Do you have any “Sorry I forgot International Women’s Day” cards?’

‘I think I preferred fake news.’

‘It’s just as we feared – Putin has mucked around with the crackers.’

‘Let us prey.’

‘OK… take me to your party donor.’