Eric and Don Jr. launch ‘Trump Mobile’
Well, well, well. After a week of breathless digital countdown timers and PR emails demanding that every journalist get on a plane to New York City for a 7 a.m. start, the Trump Organization has finally unveiled its earth-shattering announcement. And what world-changing revelation required Eric and Donald Trump Jr. to ceremoniously descend the golden escalator at Trump Tower this Monday morning? A cell phone service. Yes, the future of American telecommunications has arrived, and it's painted gold. Thank God I didn't book a flight to the Big Apple for this momentous occasion. The brothers Trump, clearly having exhausted the family's ventures into steaks, universities and cryptocurrency, have now set their sights on disrupting the mobile phone industry.
