Tucker Carlson does it for the clicks
Although I tend to keep my romantic nature under wraps, every year Helena, my wife, and I go on a ‘luxury mini break’ either to Birmingham or Manchester. By strange happenstance this always seems to coincide with the Tory party conference and the same was true this year, thus we headed off to Birmingham with a detour via Oxford. Normally I never wish to leave Somerset, especially without having had Sunday lunch, although this is less of a penance than normal as our cook has retired and we have not yet found a replacement, if anyone is interested… But this time I did so happily as we were taking our eldest son, Peter, to Oriel College. I feel I have given him every possible disadvantage in entering the hallowed halls of woke academia: my name, my politics and my own old school.