NATO summit

So who won the ‘12-day war?’

The Trump administration wants the world to know that it is angry about the military intelligence leaks suggesting its big, beautiful bombing of Iran may not have been a total success. “The nuclear sites in Iran are completely destroyed!” said President “Daddy” Trump, from the NATO summit in the Netherlands. Any suggestion to the contrary, he averred, is “an attempt to demean one of the most successful military strikes in history.”Defense secretary Pete Hegseth added that any reports that Iran’s nuclear program had not been destroyed were an affront to “the dignity of our great American pilots.

Call him Daddy

Sitting next to Donald Trump at the end of a short NATO summit, Mark Rutte, head of the organization, looked quite amused as he listened to the President describe the Israel-Iran conflict.  "They've had a big fight, like two kids in a schoolyard," Trump said. "You know, they fight like hell, you can't stop them. Let them fight for about two to three minutes, then it's easy to stop them." Raising a fist, Rutte added: "And then Daddy has to sometimes use strong language to get (them to) stop." Soon after, flanked by two of his Apprentices, Pete Hegseth and Marco Rubio, Daddy Trump gave his own press conference. He talked for 15 minutes before he took a single question. The Netherlands, he said, “has the most beautiful trees. I want to bring some back with me.

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