Derek Guy

MILFS for America Porn star date proves to be mother’s ruin for top DC lobbyist Marty Irby is one of DC’s top lobbyists, commended four times in the last six years by the Hill, largely for his work on animal wellbeing. But one client of his was less pleased with his choice of humans. Irby represented Moms for America, the conservative education nonprofit that gathered steam during the Covid pandemic. His taste in women proved to not be to their liking: he brought the adult film star Alexa Payne as his plus-one to a Moms for America gala at Mar-a-Lago last November. Payne, 28, starred in films including this year’s Stepmom Sex Ed 9, 2023’s Free Use Stepmom Vol.

If DC wants to eschew its reputation as being “Hollywood for ugly people,” politicos could start by dressing better. While the Senate has been in a marathon session that’s included several late-night votes, the breakdown in dress code has been remarkable in recent days — and the problem goes beyond Senator John Fetterman’s reluctance to wear a collared shirt if civilization depended on it. Much of the blame can be laid at the feet of “Derek Guy” — a pseudonymous self-styled menswear expert who is more reply guy than Louis Vuitton reincarnate. In his latest missive, Guy rated the best-dressed members of Congress... and named Senator Bernie Sanders as one of the most fashionable in the upper house.