Comedian

The boorishness of Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen DeGeneres, the former queen of American daytime television, says she escaped the social turmoil of the United States by finding a $29 million farmhouse in the English countryside. And she would very much like the rest of us to take note. She and her wife, Portia de Rossi, reportedly arrived in Britain the day before the 2024 US election. When the results came in, accompanied, she says, by a flood of sad-face-emoji-laden texts from anxious friends, the couple made their decision: they wouldn’t be going back. Now they’re happily settled in the Cotswolds, that beautiful part of southern England where celebrities, rockstars and former politicians play out their fantasies of rural living.

The shockingly earnest anti-comeback of Tom Green

If you grew up in the 1990s and early 2000s as a Generation Xer, you either loved or hated Tom Green. You saw him as either some pioneering prankster and innovator of the cable-news troll or an obnoxious man-child desperate for attention. The truth lies somewhere in the middle, but Green’s influence on internet culture and podcasts such as Joe Rogan’s is undeniable. But then one day it just felt like he went away, much in the same way Dave Chappelle did. And just as online streaming platforms such as Netflix threw a ton of money at Chappelle, Amazon has now done the same with Tom Green. This doesn’t, however, feel like a Tom Green comeback.