Senators don’t make good presidents
Most of them don’t even make good senators
2020 election
Wednesday
Monday
Witch fight! The naked hypocrisy of Alyssa Milano
By charmlessly siding with Joe Biden, she ’ s signed #MeToo ’ s death warrant
What happens if Trump gets the coronavirus?
The Republican machine could quickly reassert itself
Thursday
How delaying the DNC helps Biden
The original mid-July date simply allowed too much time to elapse between the Democratic and Republican conventions
Wednesday
Will the Democrats dare to junk Joe?
Amid the coronavirus crisis, Democrats have found a new Great Left Hope in Andrew Cuomo
Monday
Bursting the Cuomo bubble
He might be having a good crisis, but he’s not your next president
Thursday
Joe Biden’s picks for the first female Veep
Cockburn noticed a small piece of paper by Biden’s elbow on his livestream yesterday — a list of names, written in a shaky hand
Wednesday
Do Democrats really need Joe Biden to stay alive?
A look ahead to America’s first hologram presidency
Monday
Trump isn’t the only one to blame for our slack response to COVID-19
He downplayed the threat — but the media was far too focused on impeachment in January
Friday
Coronavirus will give Trump a second term
The same people warning that Trump would operate an authoritarian regime are now complaining he isn’t being authoritarian enough
Thursday
Why Tulsi backed Biden
She suspended her campaign at the right moment
Wednesday
Vermin Supreme’s quest to win hearts, minds and the Libertarian primaries
‘I’ve gotten TikTok famous all of a sudden’
Tuesday
Biden bus rolls over Bernie in Florida, Illinois and Arizona
It’ll take more than a global pandemic to stop the 77-year-old asthmatic
Sunday
Coughing crotchety codgers at a dull DC coronavirus debate
Joe Biden decided to put the nation at ease by coughing twice throughout his first answer about the coronavirus
Saturday
‘What I like about coronavirus’ by Slavoj Žižek
The Slovenian philosopher discusses George Clooney, populism and why the Democrats prefer Trump to Bernie
Thursday
How do pandemics change the way we think?
During elevated pathogen threat levels, mating preferences are skewed toward higher attractiveness and better symmetry
Wednesday
The circular failing Squad
How the socialists rebuilt the Blue Wall
Tuesday
Nation’s sick game of elder abuse intensifies
Democrats have enlisted a total head-case to face Trump
Bedtime for Bernie
The socialist sleeps tonight after Mini Tuesday thrashing
Biden is the comeback kid — but is he ready for Trump?
His bizarre behavior was on full display at an auto factory Tuesday