Dad’s Dementia Test

She starts the test with orientation.

Where are we now? (Hospital name/street/town.)

What is today’s date? (Year, month and day, please.)

Then, what is the time to the nearest hour?

Next up’s attention and calculation:

count backwards from a hundred in sevens.

Here, he struggles but can spell WORLD backwards, 

taps for each A in a letter sequence.

Language and visual-spatial skills try him

with drawing a clock at twenty past nine

but he confidently names a wristwatch and 

follows the command to pick up a pen.

In memory he repeats ‘ball’, ‘safety pin’,

and ‘driveway’, remembers that John Smith lives

at 42, High Street, Bedford, having

learned this only ten minutes earlier.

Though I can’t read her notes, his score seems high

but I’m certain he’s aced it when she asks,

‘Do you have problems remembering words?’

He thinks a few moments and then he says,

‘Yes. The other day, I couldn’t remember obsequious.’