Charlie
‘Agree to Mr Saatchi’s terms or you’ll get to keep the Tracey Emins.’
‘Water cooler moment ... water cooler moment...’
‘Someone’s sent me a bleet.’
‘This is the first time I’ve been out with anyone from GCHQ.’
‘Yes, he can talk but it’s mostly just a stream of banal drivel.’
‘Blimey! Another pub has disappeared.’
‘Congratulations, you’ve gone viral.’
‘I don’t know why we stock that magazine — nobody ever buys it.’
‘One cheesecake, two forks, and a ruler.’
‘He pulled himself down by his bootstraps.’
‘I didn’t know the dress code, so I opted for safety.’
‘I heard this grunting and groaning and thought it was the tennis.’
‘It’s not surrender, it’s quantitative appeasing.’