Ecigs
‘Enough of the jewels, potatoes and tobacco, Sir Walter. Tell me more about e-cigarettes.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Shard
‘That Shard is a monstrosity, don’t you think?’
Spgti
Spreadsheet
‘A spreadsheet on a memory stick would have been fine.’
Talk
‘Why do you say “we’ve got to talk” when what you mean is I’ve got to listen?’
Food 3
‘There’s a brilliant new section on London’s food banks.’
Pub 3
Wife 3
‘Hey — is that your wife in the hotel opposite this hotel?’
Gas
‘Have we tried turning it off and then on again?’
Kippers
‘I’m afraid you can’t smoke here, sir.’
Bush
Reality 2
‘Not another damn reality show!’
Trust
‘It’s all to do with regaining the public’s trust.’
Thursday
Bar 3
‘We were always an odd couple. I’m a man, she’s a woman — it was never going to work.’
Cinderella
‘Stop calling us ugly and we’ll stop inflicting emotional child abuse.’
Captain
‘The A stands for appeasement.’
Cooks
‘We must do lunch some day.’
Costa
Phone 4
‘What’s wrong? You’ve hardly touched your phone.’