School 7
‘We’re a very inclusive school — we even have an award for stupidest pupil.’
‘We’re a very inclusive school — we even have an award for stupidest pupil.’
‘That’s Pope Innocent X — he was framed.’
‘You both need to start saving up...My Christmas list.’
‘He could pass for 45 if it wasn’t for the double-entendres.’
‘Writer’s block.’
Le Fast Food sur l’herbe
‘This is where the class struggle really starts.’
‘Me Tarzan...King of the...’
‘The doctor advised Gerald that he needed more exercise so he’s run off with his secretary.’
‘Bloody Old Etonians.’
‘It’s Coca-Cola!’
‘I’d advise against being Tories.’
‘I aged 12 years during that.’
‘It must be so painful being an England cricket supporter — why do they do it?’
‘It doesn’t matter that he can’t talk now that he’s texting me.’