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‘We’ll have the tear’n’share gazelle.’
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Thursday
Developing
‘He’s just not developing.’
Fortune
‘That’s the trouble with these muscle cars… cost a fortune to run.’
Domestic
‘I’m sorry to hear about your domestic problems, Hartley, but I can’t allow you to take it home.’
Lactose
‘Teddy’s lactose-intolerant. Do you have any imaginary soya milk?’
Immigration 2
‘Sorry, do you mind if we change the subject? I’m uncomfortable not talking about immigration.’
Bit
‘That’s Mummy and Daddy and Daddy’s bit on the side.’
Bandaid
‘Dear God, is there ever any good news?’
Allen Jones
‘Of course, the Victorians would have covered up the legs.’
Thursday
Photos
‘He used to feed us, now he just takes photos of us.’
Sandwich
‘I don’t make sandwiches so much as curate them.’
Chariot
‘It gets me from alpha to beta.’
Botox 2
Drink 6
‘I’m drinking for two.’
Parrots
‘You try talking to him.’
Tweet 7
‘What do you mean you’re going to tweet it?’
Rant
‘This is a repeat of yesterday’s rant about BBC bias, and it is also available online.’
Watershed
‘I’m going on after the watershed.’