Spin
‘Or this is the election model — it features both a spin cycle and a counter-spin cycle.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Maths
‘Oh no — he’s being difficult again.’
Obesity 5
‘When did you last see your feet?’
Thursday
Serene
‘Kids today don’t know the meaning of the word “serene”.’
Phone 8
‘It’s the latest must-nick phone.’
Bunter
‘It’s about this normally sized boy at a school full of weirdly thin people.’
Spider Letter
‘In the old days he used to talk to me.’
Easter Egg
‘I unwrapped the packaging and it was empty.’
Children 2
‘I’ve left the children to their own devices.’
Barry
‘Oh, come on, Barry! A lettuce and a sliced loaf on the way back wasn’t too much to remember.’
Cock Crow
‘You forgot to put the cocks forward.’
Windows 2
‘It’s about these stained-glass windows that were put in last week...’
Emoticons
‘I hate it when he uses emoticons.’
Ar
‘It’s been in my possession ever since I mugged the little old lady queuing up with it outside.’
Cooks 2
Why, gentlemen, contrary to popular belief…’
Coins 2
‘It’s a horde of Anglo-Saxon coins.’
Thursday
Wall
‘I had a feeling it might be a silly idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.’