King
‘I’d like the sweet smell of success, tempered by a sour note of regret.’
‘Hey presto! Now everyone will love it.’
‘Good news! You have been successfully separated from your phone!’
‘We’ve been over-charged...’
‘It’s a lovely day — I might scroll down to the shops.’
‘Is that all you can say after three hours — “My coffee’s cold”?’
‘I have a feeling Michael Gove’s just backed the environment.’
‘I bloody loathe vegetarians.’
‘I’m suffering from activism burnout.’