‘I thought you were supposed to be wise men?’
‘I thought you were supposed to be wise men?’
‘I thought you were supposed to be wise men?’
‘These feelings of elf-loathing – are they affecting your work?’
‘And Daddy says can I also ask for a new prime minister?’
‘He’s not getting another present until we get a thank-you letter!’
‘What do you suggest for my dad who’s now my mother?’
‘Is our flu coming to you, or is your flu coming to us?’
‘And I’d vote Reform.’
‘You haven’t dressed your dog.’
‘Are you a reliable news service or a propaganda outlet?’
‘We have a few notes on presentation and delivery.’
‘Message from the Hendersons – they’re sorry we didn’t quite make their Christmas card list this year, but Happy Christmas anyway.’
‘You look nothing like your profile photo.’
‘I’ve had to get rid of the naughty and nice lists, it was affecting mental health.’
‘Isn’t it nice to have Daddy home for Christmas, even if it was an error?’