‘I’m afraid that the festive good cheer wasn’t sustainable.’
‘I’m afraid that the festive good cheer wasn’t sustainable.’
‘I’m afraid that the festive good cheer wasn’t sustainable.’
‘You haven’t got a lot on, Sire.’
‘Keir Starmer surviving has given me great hope for the future!’
‘Oh no! They’ve noticed that I’ve quietly removed my pronouns from my bio.’
‘Well, it wasn’t there yesterday.’
‘I voted Labour too.’
‘I thought you were supposed to be wise men?’
‘These feelings of elf-loathing – are they affecting your work?’
‘And Daddy says can I also ask for a new prime minister?’
‘He’s not getting another present until we get a thank-you letter!’
‘What do you suggest for my dad who’s now my mother?’