Tennis
‘I heard this grunting and groaning and thought it was the tennis.’
The Spectator
Thursday
Vote
Mod
‘It’s not surrender, it’s quantitative appeasing.’
Listen
Daleks 3
‘Phwoar! She’s hot.’
Bug
‘Be careful what you say. I think we’re being monitored.’
Ikea
‘Look! Ikea do a round one that sits up to 150 knights, good and true.’
‘Now print your ticket and boarding pass. If you have a 3D printer, print your own aeroplane and don’t bother us again.’
Damascus
‘That blinding light on the road to Damascus — turns out it was a surface-to-air missile.’
Unemployment
‘You’re not entited to a sense of entitlement.’
Snowden
‘Can you keep a secret, Mr Snowden?’
8947601
‘Some more of that genetically modified spinach, please.’
8947561
‘Just going for a leak.’
End Is Nigh
‘It’s a really great time to be on the High Street.’
Ecuador
‘It’s a request for asylum from Charles Saatchi.’
Rap
‘That noise in your car — it was rap.’
Hmv 3
Lowry
Letters: My cuts are real, says Francis Maude
We’ve only just begun Sir: In Ross Clark’s article ‘Cuts, what cuts?’ (22 June), he suggested that I was boasting about saving the taxpayer £5.5 billion. It’s true: I’m proud of my department’s Efficiency and Reform Group and the work of civil servants across Whitehall who have sliced out wasteful spending. But the figures he
Barometer | 27 June 2013
Field reports The Glastonbury Festival is once again being held at Michael Eavis’s dairy farm at Pilton, just outside the Somerset town. The venues of some other famous festivals: — Monterey: the festival most associated with the 1967 ‘Summer of Love’ was held at the Monterey County Fairgrounds, previously used for jazz festivals. — Woodstock: