Survey
‘In some ways, he regrets buying that pint of milk.’
The Spectator
Thursday
Bouncy
‘But we’ve not ordered a bouncy castle.’
Dog 5
Dairy 2
‘You asked to see the cheese board.’
Machines
‘They fill the gap left by the chocolate vending machines that we were forced to get rid of — and they make much more profit.’
Reversing
Snorkelling
‘And this is where the snorkelling adventure took a turn for the worse. You may want to look away.’
Mullet
‘Now that’s a real mullet.’
Love 3
‘I’m going to have to love you, like you on Facebook, connect with you on LinkedIn, follow you on Twitter — and leave you.’
Sheepdog
Post 2
‘We’re modernising the postal service.’
Shopping 2
Meth
‘If only we’d invested in crystal meth.’
Bard
‘Can I call you back? I’m in a bard place.’
Apple 2
‘Want to see what the class is saying about you online, sir?’
Boy
‘Don’t go on at the boy — kids have always fought.’
Emergency 4
Baby 5
‘Nothing prepares you for the lack of sleep.’
Spectator letters: Why Aids is still a threat, elephants are altruistic, and crime has gone online
Aids is still deadly Sir: Dr Pemberton (‘Life after Aids’, 19 April) subscribes to the now prevalent view that we have turned the corner on Aids. Well only up to a point, Lord Copper. There are now about 100,000 HIV carriers in the UK, and in London, where Dr Pemberton works, as in the rest of
Portrait of the week | 24 April 2014
Home David Cameron, the Prime Minister, appeared in public with George Osborne, the Chancellor of the Exchequer — the first time they had been photographed as a couple for four years — to draw attention to infrastructure projects. Mr Cameron mentioned in an article for the Church Times that Britain is a Christian country, which
