Upgraded
‘I’ve upgraded my phone.’
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Thursday
Burnt
‘You idiot - you set it for 35 seconds instead of the recommended 30. It’s ruined.’
Africa
‘What’s this about, then?’
Drones 3
‘Military marchpasts aren’t the same in the era of drone warfare.’
Romans 2
‘We’ll have everlasting peace in Jerusalem once we’ve got rid of this lot.’
Cuts
‘It’s a British Army knife. Cuts all around.’
Burgered
‘Well I’ll be burgered.’
Corrupt
‘I recommend becoming corrupt.’
Thursday
Celebrity
‘How demeaning — I’ve actually heard of some of these people.’
House
‘Apparently they come as standard for all new builds.’
Tunnel 2
Gun
‘You can’t beat the gun lobby — we’re loaded.’
Wines
‘Oh, for goodness sake. Mummy’s going to have to pay for that now!’
Romans
‘We have to move with the times, captain — mechanisation is here to stay.’
Pollock
Pickles
Lunch 2
‘Why does my parent have to be a professional chef?’
Jumpers
‘Statement jumpers are everywhere this season.’
Delia
Church
‘Today’s text is from St Paul.’