Bored
‘I’m bored; my parents let me do everything . . . ’
More cartoons
Thursday
Affair
‘Just tell me the truth, Veronica! Are you having an affair?’
Seat
Northern
‘I’m worried this influx of Romanians will destroy our traditional Pakistani-Polish heritage.’
Mali
‘Let’s maintain a non-combative supportive presence.’
Sellafield
‘Red sky in morning — Sellafield warning.’
Thursday
Angels
‘You’ve been great contenders, but I’m afraid this week you’ve been voted out.’
Car
Book
‘Look, darling – she’s holding something called a book.’
Reality
‘The difficulty is, there’s not much reality left out there.’
Vicar 2
‘Shall I be brew bitch?’
Fuel
‘It’s what the hybrid vehicles run on.’
Dolphin
News item: Dolphin asks divers for help
Whatever
Rodin’s ‘The Whatever’
Fruit 33
Balance
‘OK, I’ve found a balance — now what?’
Antique
‘And can you tell me what it would have been used for?’
