Volunteer
‘I help the police with their enquiries.’
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Thursday
Looney
‘Oh no! Ukip are splitting the Loony vote!’
Thursday
Nhs
‘He died within budget.’
Dairy
‘Is your outdoor, free range, farm-assured, locally sourced low-fat semi-skimmed milk from a cow?’
Parents
‘I can’t wait to introduce you to my parents — they’ll so disapprove.’
Budget
‘Let’s hope the gravy train’s replaced with a gravy bus service.’
Targets 2
‘Are we on target to get rid of our targets?’
Skype 2
‘I’m afraid I’ve been Skyping someone else.’
Screen
Swan
‘Take me to your Leda.’
Khatwoman
‘Oh no — it’s Khatwoman.’
Gun 2
Energy 2
‘Hello, the Low Energy Company...’
Budgie
‘I’m not sure you’re quite suited to the job’
