Apple
‘Watch him, Atkins. Remember, it takes only one bad apple.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Pond
‘We’re just agreeing the terms of your rescue.’
Postcode
‘I was talking to the wretched woman for at least ten minutes until I realised she was quite an unsuitable postcode.’
Divorce 2
‘I want my child to grow up in a typical family unit — that’s why I divorced his father.’
Mirage
Mirage
Breakup
‘I don’t necessarily want to break up. I just want to stop seeing you.’
Tourist
Tourist
Sign 2
‘Not a good sign...’
Political Playground
Political playground
Wodehouse
‘Shall I turn you in your grave now, sir?’
Igloo
‘A place of our own at last!’
Snowdome
Snowdome
Island 4
‘Oh my God! I can get Test Match Special.’
Needle
Needle
Placebo
‘You’ve been prescribed placebos — do you prefer capsules, or the liquid?’
Thursday
Drink
‘We’d like to have a problem with our drink tonight.’
Diet
‘I lost two stone in just 40 days and 40 nights!’
Reflection
Phone
‘You’re in a queue ... Maybe it’s time you started watching that boxset.’
Sugar
‘This bag of white crystals I found in your room — please tell me it’s drugs, not sugar.’