Weasel
‘Apparently, that is the way the money goes, gentlemen. The weasel has popped!’
More cartoons
Thursday
Critic
‘You two will have so much to talk about. You’re a debut novelist and Quentin here is a debut book critic.’
Vicar 3
‘More Baroness T, vicar?’
Afterlife 2
‘I’m a bit disappointed by the afterlife, me.’
Sand
‘I suggested a “sand castle” but he wanted to make a “sand iPhone”.’
Tootsies
Scrap 2
‘A bag of pound coins, you say?’
Motoring
Soup 2
‘Waiter, there’s a greenfly in my soup!’
Mushrooms
‘Drug squad! Open up!’
Indiscretion
‘Oh no – your civil partner and my ex-husband!’
Classes
‘Nobby, Yuppy, Greedy, Thrifty, Crafty, Yobby and Needy.’
Scrounger
Divisive
Hugh
‘A state of true harmony can only be achieved when all Hugh Grant’s needs are satisfied.’
Thursday
Tax
‘Which letters of the law would you like to abide by?’
Helpline
‘HELP!!’
Ducks
‘Don’t you think you’re taking a risk, not wearing flight socks?’
Twitter 2
‘Twitter’s OK, but I don’t get anything like the satisfaction I used to get from a good old-fashioned poison-pen letter.’