Vet
‘Benson’s a vet’s vet.’
‘Benson’s a vet’s vet.’
‘I’m standing up for the rights of rail passengers because there’s nowhere to sit down!’
Benefits cap
‘Unfortunately, it’s all we could afford.’
‘Time to read them the riot app, Sergeant.’
‘So, when we heard Ed Miliband had broken his wrist, we thought we’d just have a few drinks and nibbles to celebrate.’
‘I’m leaving you, Jess.’
‘Were the potatoes mashed humanely?’
‘Starlings! It’s a warning about the new bird flu.’
‘You buy some, then 20 minutes later you feel you want to buy some more.’
‘A word about desk dining, Jones ...’