Evil
‘It’s the square root of all evil.’
‘It’s the square root of all evil.’
‘And that one’s our pay.’
‘I despair about the way this country’s going. It looks as if I’ll be the first person in my family for generations forced to get a job.’
‘Mum, Dad! Are we nearly there?’
‘We’re going to my Grandad’s. He’s got this awesome stairlift.’
‘You don’t think he’ll regret it when he’s older?’
‘Was it something I said on Twitter?’
iParent and Child
‘These team-building exercises are getting ridiculous.’
‘I told you alchemy was nonsense.’
‘The house red, sir.’
‘It’s wonderfully waspish.’
‘We need the long summer holidays to recharge our batteries after organising strikes.’
‘Sorry, I haven’t had a chance to download my homework yet.’