Flytip
‘You know it’s a top neighbourhood by the quality of the fly-tipping.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Drones 4
‘I think I can hear drones.’
Mirren 2
‘They protect your ears from the sound of Helen Mirren.’
Lawson
‘Is he on another one of his crazy diets?’
Bbc 4
‘They say if you can remember the Sixties, talk to the police.’
Thursday
Nurse
‘I could never be a nurse — I faint at the sight of paperwork.’
Tramps
‘I’m not coming in tomorrow. I’m going to work from home.’
Outside
‘Play outside? Where’s the fun in that?
Carousel
Everest
‘Climb up to the top of Mount Everest and say that!’
Kelp
Worms
‘Oh, no, not worms again.’
Slide
‘Come on, Williams, another sale and you can have a go too.’
Heels
Killer heels
Social
Mortgage
‘I guarantee we won’t lend you any money.’
Prison 3
‘If you misbehave you’ll have to watch Ben Elton’s new sitcom.’
Scapegoat
‘You know, I suspect the government only set up this inquiry to shift the blame from themselves.’
Abu
‘This is the Department of Abu Qatada.’