Picasso
Jeff felt an inexplicable closeness to Picasso after becoming a Police Community Support Officer.
Jeff felt an inexplicable closeness to Picasso after becoming a Police Community Support Officer.
‘The gods are in need of some serious anger management.’
‘I preferred it when it was “ties”.’
‘I’m not living out of a suitcase, I’m living in a suitcase.’
‘Why do we bother coming to these giant car boot sales?’
‘I didn’t have time to read this one, but I thought the cover really needed editing.’
‘Remember when we used to watch TV?’
‘It started with milk-bottle tops…’
‘The Legal Aid cuts have had a catastrophic effect on our marriage — we’re still together.’
‘What’s all this about you bullying poor Michael Gove?’
‘How was it then?’
‘These urban foxes are getting out of hand.’
‘I hate 24-hour news.’
‘Mum moved into the village and there are already problems: she’s too busy to babysit.’