Cyberbully
‘It was much more fun sticking someone’s head down the toilet.’
‘It was much more fun sticking someone’s head down the toilet.’
‘…over, the white cliffs of Dover…’
‘How embarrassing… nobody said it was a black-tie do.’
‘Why do we spend so much on foreign aid when we could be giving it to charity bosses?’
‘Oh yes — charity gives a lot of money to me.’
‘I love myself. There we are, I’ve said it now.’
‘Be honest — do you regret creating Richard Dawkins?’
‘JG’s having a power nap.’
‘She gets too hungry for dinner at eight...that’s why the lady is obese.’
‘Oh no, the national treasure has become an international treasure.’
‘I don’t mind him sleepwalking — it’s the only exercise he ever takes.’
‘You appear to have a bladder infection.’
‘So you’re very keen on this fracking business?’