Solicitors
‘…and to my wife I leave my entire jazz collection.’
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Thursday
Vampires 2
‘Arrrgghh! Good light stops play!’
Calendar 2
‘Monday’s no good, I’ve got Sex Addicts Anonymous, Tuesday it’s my AA meeting, Thursday’s Gamblers Anonymous and Friday’s Narcotics Anonymous. You know, sometimes I think I might have an addictive personality.’
Rake
Scratch
‘Miss Harkness, remind me, at our last board meeting who scratched my back?’
Gamekeeper
‘But we only have three rabbits. Do we really need a gamekeeper?’
Ending
‘I had a problem with the ending. It doesn’t come quickly enough.’
Cuts 2
Dummies 2
Sentences
‘It’s OK for you but I’ve got nine life sentences to serve.’
Remote 2
‘Which is the correct remote for watching Downton Abbey?’
Outlook
‘The economic outlook just gets better and better.’
Slaves
‘Sorry, we’re not taking on any slaves at the moment.’
Thursday
huff
‘and I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll tweet and I’ll troll...’
Classic
Breakfast, mid-morning snack, lunch, afternoon snack, tea, dinner and late-night snack at Tiffany’s
Humpty 3
Gated
‘Sorry, we can’t let you in — this is a gated community.’
High Street
Rubbish 2
‘This is the place I was telling you about. All the interns come here for lunch.’