Foodbank2
The economy is definitely picking up. That was just a soup kitchen six months ago.’
The economy is definitely picking up. That was just a soup kitchen six months ago.’
‘My new boyfriend is just perfect — we find the same things depressing’
‘There’s nothing worth watching on this side either.’
‘Famine, meet wastage.’
‘Congratulations, sir, you fit the criteria to qualify for our newest tariff.’
'No good?'
‘Three bills and a sample of shampoo — you’ll have to do better than this now I’m a shareholder.’
‘Is everything OK?’
‘She’s alright but he’s a funny bugger.’
‘...I’ve known quicker quicksands...’
‘I won’t believe he’s a terrorist until he starts reading the Guardian.’
‘I’m game if you are.’
Modern wardrobe malfunction
‘Luckily, we’ll all be wearing hi-viz jackets.’