Bopeep
Little Botox Peep and her ageing sheep
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Thursday
Obesity
‘He just sits around all day creating initiatives to reduce obesity.’
Tagging
‘We don’t know where he’s gone.’
Bath 3
Romeo
‘O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?’
Nil
Receptionist
‘Not a chance this week — try again in a fortnight.’
Happy
‘You would tell me if you weren’t happy, wouldn’t you?’
Bias
Dalek 3
Pleb
‘Is this the pleb gate?’
Evolution 2
Custody
‘You have the right to post one extremely abusive and threatening message on a social networking site of your own choice.’
Mod 2
‘Look, sir! Tesco are doing buy one get one free!’
Thursday
Pestcontrol
‘Well, I’ve assessed the property and it’s not going to be cheap’
Cats
‘They’re much funnier on the internet’
Drama
Teeth
‘I’m coming out — I want the world to know...’
Panda
‘My wife and I are having trouble conceiving.’
Lions 2
‘I thought you said lions didn’t climb trees.’