Blue
‘Could that be from his blue period?’
More cartoons
Thursday
Cut
‘It’s the director’s cut.’
Houseprices
‘I can’t see us ever having a boring housebuying anecdote of our own.’
Celeste
‘Where is everyone? It’s like the Marie Celeste in here.’
Energy 4
‘Want to switch energy suppliers?’
Shareholder
‘In these straitened times, our shareholders need more money.’
Stalking
Thursday
School 2
‘Don’t even think about going to school in that skirt — you know you’re only allowed to wear it when you go down the pub.’
Dog 3
‘You know, I’m beginning to think the dog doesn’t like being locked up in here while we’re at work all day.’
Bopeep
Little Botox Peep and her ageing sheep
Obesity
‘He just sits around all day creating initiatives to reduce obesity.’
Tagging
‘We don’t know where he’s gone.’
Bath 3
Romeo
‘O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?’
Nil
Receptionist
‘Not a chance this week — try again in a fortnight.’
Happy
‘You would tell me if you weren’t happy, wouldn’t you?’
