Blubber
‘Cut down on the blubber.’
More cartoons
Friday
Nightmares
‘Nightmares, flashbacks, mood swings. Yes, I know you were in Vietnam, but that was on a package holiday last month.’
Adam
‘Serpent, Adam. Adam, Serpent. I thought it was about time you two met.’
Laddie
‘You’re not going to school in that skirt, laddie.’
Hooker
‘Oh, go on then — you can beat to death one more hooker, but then it’s off to bed for you, young man.’
Invention
‘You know, there may be a way to move your bizarre invention around without having to carry it.’
Debt 2
Smoking 3
‘You’re forcing me to passive-give-up-smoking.’
Paxman 2
‘Newsnight’s gone terribly downmarket.’
Contract
‘And this is how much money we’ll get if we make a complete mess of the contract.’
Thursday
Willselfie
Police-Aus
‘There’s slipping in the bath and then there’s slipping in the bath’
Number
‘I know it’s not a good time but could I have your number?’
Police 3
‘We need more of you on the beat.’
Press
Easter
‘Look at all this Christmas stuff — there’s no room for any Easter eggs.’
Drinks
‘If you can’t be drunk, rude and obnoxious at Christmas, then when can you?’
Frozen
