Cricket
‘We’re naming him after the whole of the England cricket team: “Useless.” ’
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Thursday
Cameron
‘I’d like the usual savage Tory cut.’
Medical
‘Your condition was once treatable but medical science has moved on.’
Weather
Twerking
‘I’m twerking from home.’
Solicitors 2
Pizza
‘What’s your problem? I got you a margherita and I got myself a Hawaiian.’
Sebastian
‘Nice piercings.’
Vicar 6
‘More sea, vicar?’
Christmas 3
Friday
Hangon
‘No, hang on, I tell a lie… I do like some modern art, mainly the Pointillists, Seurat, Signac, sometimes even Previati...’
legs
‘Forgive me for being so forward, but you have the most amazing legs.’
School 3
Looks
Drink 4
‘Have you been out drinking like a middle-aged person?’