Paparazzi
‘Bloody Impressionist paparazzi.’
‘Bloody Impressionist paparazzi.’
‘It’s a robbery, sarge, but be careful, they’re armed.’
‘It’s a Ukrainian doll — it breaks up into increasingly small, angry factions.’
‘Was it something he said?’
‘My phone’s been fracked.’
‘I don’t have a vote — I’m an American tourist.’
‘I’m not sure I’m the right person to ask.’
The corridors of power
‘I think the fish wants to go out.’
‘Hey, pre-internet porn...how quaint.’
‘I’m afraid it’s more bad news regarding your home — you’ve got squatters.’
‘The Bronze Age has well and truly arrived.’
‘Talk dirty to me, Miss Bracewell.’
‘Sir, you’re distracting the other passengers.’
‘Have you tried not watching EastEnders?’