Monet
‘I’m in for Monet laundering.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Phone 3
Vintage
‘Hey, this vintage coat has still got a vintage person inside it.’
Away
‘...it’s just that some away games can be so time-consuming.’
Badgers 5
‘The cull’s been a disaster.’
Peeve
‘I never realised a pet peeve was an actual animal.’
Dot
Thing
‘I wouldn’t go in there if I were you — Mum and Dad are doing that thing we’re not allowed to look at on the internet.’
Sport
Loaded
‘These dice are loaded.’
Issues
‘You have abandonment issues.’
Crufts
‘These acceptance speeches go on far too long.’
Thursday
Benefits 2
‘Well, I’d like to join in the benefits debate, but I’ve got to go to work.’
Closet
Closet racist
Piggy
‘And the fourth little pig, he built his house from glass and steel, left it vacant and waited for values to soar.’
Feet 2
Posh
‘It appears that our mother is too posh to push.’