Osborne
‘We’ll start with a pub and a bingo hall.’
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Thursday
Jobless
‘Congratulations! It’s a jobless young person.’
Booty
Eurovision 2
‘There’s only one sanction Putin will respond to – we must throw Russia out of the Eurovision Song Contest immediately.’
Thursday
Salt
‘Hey, not too much salt, love!’
Referendum 2
War
Etonians
‘It’s outrageous the way the British cabinet’s been invaded by Old Etonians.’
Attention
‘Ignore Barry. He’s a born attention-seeker.’
Anger 2
‘It’s the anger management counsellor — she’s furious that you missed your appointment.’
Legacy: Botox
‘Botox means never having to show you’re sorry.’
Top
‘By “over the top” we mean charge the enemy, not wear an extravagant costume.’
Diversity 2
‘...yes...head of diversity...’
Silence
‘It’s been brought to my attention that you’ve been breaking your vow of silence.’
Helpline 2
‘Have you tried throwing it out and getting a new one?’
Holdup
‘I can’t give you any money until it’s been approved by our members.’