Mp 2
More cartoons
Thursday
Shoes 3
‘I feel it only fair to warn you that from this point on your life will change for ever.’
Wedding 3
‘Sure saves on a wedding photographer.’
Psychologist
Title
‘My job title doesn’t really reflect what I do.’
Warning
Prisoners
‘There’s a copy of Crime and Punishment in the cake.’
Farmers
‘Cannabis, actually.’
Thursday
Tick
‘I want you to tick all the boxes’
Aliens
‘It’s Zok here from the “human abduction team”. Do we have disabled access facilities?’
Burka
‘Men — they’re all the same.’
Unicorns
‘I make it 8.36.’
Smoking 7
‘Anti-smoking propaganda has really hardened.’
Multitask
‘And verily I say to you, go forth and multitask.’
Outside 2
‘I do wish you wouldn’t look at the outside world — you know it only upsets you.’
Tramps 4
‘Night, night. Sleep tight.’
Clowns 2
‘I’m bravely taking a make-up-free selfie.’
Pensioner
‘Dad, can I borrow the pension pot for the weekend?’
Dec
‘I’m in for assaulting Ant, but it’s a case of mistaken identity — I thought it was Dec.’