Fusion
‘It’s fusion food — they mix cheap ingredients with sky-high prices.’
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Thursday
Legacy: Id 1
‘OK, but for identification purposes a trench coat and rolled-up copy of the Times would have been preferable.’
Wrap
‘I know it’s tempting but can you please stop popping the damn stuff while you’re making it.’
Heart
‘As the plane took off, the transplant surgeon opened the ice box and realised that he’d left his heart in San Francisco.’
Miro
‘Miro, Miro on the wall, who is the wealthiest one of all?’
Housing 2
‘We want to settle down and have a housing crisis together.’
Barlow 2
Jeans
‘These are distressed and these are just slightly upset.’
Rowing
‘Anyone sitting here?’
Thursday
Residential
Sheep 2
‘ID?’
Wolf
‘OK, guys… now what do we do?’
Art 2
‘It’s amazing what she can do with striped toothpaste.’
Lamb
‘How would you like your lamb slaughtered?’
Author
Couch 2
‘It’s happened. The couch has finally taken over John!’
Boxes
‘He started with just one box six months ago...’
Tracks
‘Curses! It looks as if the replacement bus isn’t going to show up either.’
Nhs 4
‘It’s one of his five a day.’