Cake 2
‘Remind me to nip in and get some Battenburg on the way home’
More cartoons
Thursday
Shoes 4
‘Area’s on the up. Jimmy Choo and Christian Louboutin.’
Tunnel 8
‘They got bigger boats and widened the tunnels.’
Stilettos
The seven-league stilettos
Steiff
‘Meet the trouble and Steiff.’
Hen
‘Are you sure about this? Most hens opt for a natural birth.’
Bono
‘Dear Bono…’
Fracking 5
‘Is that trembling with delight — or fracking?’
Poets
‘It’s the damned poets, sir — day and night.’
Fast
‘When you said you wanted to live life in the fast lane, I didn’t think you meant literally.’
Thursday
Chelsea
‘Have you crawled far?’
Fridge
Breakfast
‘Breakfast in bed… freshly brewed coffee… and the morning-after pill. You really are the perfect boyfriend.’
Train 2
Smell
‘Ah, that new baby smell — I’ve got some Chanel No. 5 here that can sort that out.’
Internet
‘My imaginary friend disagrees.’
Pool 2
Prices
‘He soon tired of the porn. Now he watches property prices going through the roof.’
Regular
‘He’s a regular.’
Insignificant
‘Makes you realise just how small and insignificant you are, doesn’t it?’