Forth
‘It’s me, I’ll be a bit late — I’ve been asked to hold forth.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Hayleys
Drowning
‘Look, someone drowning...Film it.’
Compensation
‘Would you mind harassing me? I need to claim compensation.’
Cat 5
‘The cat wants to be on YouTube again.’
Eastenders
Tramps 5
‘My ambition is to be filthy rich, and I’m half way there.’
Blair
‘Sex them down a bit.’
Corruption
‘These corruption allegations — how much to make them go away?’
Phone 5
Spoiler
Panic
‘So, we’re all agreed… we’re going to panic.’
Thursday
Career
‘Well, they’re not calling us career politicians now.’
Immigration
‘Have you tried blaming immigration for your problems?’
Library 2
‘Can I have five quid?’
Skyline
‘Those protestors are ruining the skyline.’
Train 3
‘What? Everyone else works on the train.’
Election
