Rspb
‘Oh my goodness! Four and twenty, you say?’
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Thursday
Ribena
‘I am getting definite blackcurrant notes.’
Birthday
‘My Dad made it himself but I get the feeling he’s never seen “Iron Man”.’
Vintage 2
‘I can’t stand her “more vintage than thou” attitude.’
Ring
‘When you said “The Ring”, I thought you meant Wagner.’
Business
Classic 2
‘Not that one, dear — that’s the design classic. Use the one that works.’
Mitre
‘It’s a Philip Treacy mitre.’
Inspection
Swimmer
‘If women can be bishops, I want to be a synchronised swimmer.’
Figures
‘In light of these figures, I will be doing the honourable thing and standing on someone.’
Thursday
Honest
‘The radiator leaks, the gearbox is about to go and the suspension is on its last legs’
Cupboard
‘Thank God, you’re just my wife’s lover. I thought you were the Inland Revenue!’