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‘If I want to go to bloody assertiveness classes, I’ll go, OK?!’
‘He loved Starbucks.’
‘We’re more of a whinge tank, really…’
‘Rain doesn’t bother me — it’s like sanctions off Vladimir Putin’s back.’
‘This is the first world war schedule to end all first world war schedules.’
‘Strewth, Skippy — the Poms have gone fracking crazy.’
‘What’s happened to us? We never says LOL any more.’
‘Sorry I’m late. I was stuck in a jam.’
‘They spoke so loudly I could barely hear my phone ring.’
‘I’ll see you on court.’
‘A true sportsman doesn’t fish using a bloody drone, sir.’
‘Just leave, please. We don’t like your sort round here.’