Sacrifice
‘If you only knew what sacrifices your father is having to make to put you through university.’
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Thursday
Bedtime 2
‘Are you going to be much longer, Daddy? I’m trying to get to sleep.’
Thursday
Bakeoff
‘I only have to watch this programme and I put weight on!’
Surgeon
‘Please, relax — I’m a very qualified surgeon and Mr and Mrs Piggy have yet to make a mistake.’
Butterfly 2
Wear
‘Isn’t it great not having anything to wear?’
Ashes
Critic 2
‘He’s a prolific media commentator.’
Warsi
Lines
‘A hundred lines, Miss? But I’ll be out of my tree!’
Frenzy
‘They’re in some kind of feeding frenzy.’
Festival
‘I take it this is your first literary festival.’
Thursday
Mice
‘Well, according to Google Images it’s not a catapult.’
Google 2
Grass
‘Move yourself! The grass needs cutting.’
Barman
‘OK — maybe this’ll help. Right, a horse goes into a bar and the barman says...’
