Godfellas
Godfellas
Godfellas
‘Turns out they provide water to the local community. They don’t know anything about interrogation techniques.’
‘It’s the new Yamaha, old boy! The Minute Waltz… 53 point two dead!’
‘I’ve called this meeting to shout at you all…’
‘I’ll watch Doctor Who, but when the news comes on I’m off behind the sofa.’
‘He’s taken over from Famine.’
‘It turns out you’re not A, B or AB but the much rarer ABBA blood group.’
‘Don’t touch me — this isn’t the Seventies.’
‘Bearing in mind your little boy’s issues with sugary drinks, we recommend you enrol him in the rehab crèche.’
‘Jack Sprat would eat no fat, his wife would eat no lean, no dairy, no wheat, no soya, no non-organic or GM food, no non-sustainable fish, no...’
Emoticon theatre
‘There are a lot of long passages.’
‘Some of us are, quite literally, fat cats.’