Jamie
Jamie Oliver Twist
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Thursday
Leaving
‘Of course I’m not leaving you — these are your bags I’m packing.’
Playzone
‘We try to engage young minds by providing things toddlers genuinely want to play with.’
Threshers
Bucket 2
'It's not the most exciting bucket list, darling.'
Clearance
Downton
‘I’ll get the butler to watch Downton Abbey for us.’
Crisis
Idiot
‘I think you’re being briefed against.’
Thursday
Police 5
‘These massage parlours seem to be popping up all over the place.’
Bucket
‘Right, Form 4B, what’s all this “Ice Bucket Challenge” nonsense?’
Block
Writers’ block
Stonehenge 2
‘We made this exciting new find that pre-dates the monument itself!’
Tribe
‘Sorry — thought you were a lost tribe.’
Chewing
‘In the end, we had to put the dog down. I caught him chewing my Manolo Blahniks.’
Investment
‘I hope you’re not reading investment porn again.’
Wild
Distressed
I see you’ve gone for the distressed look.’
Hot
‘I read that snakes like to live in hot environments.’
