Drink 5
‘May cause drowsiness . . . Do not drive or operate heavy machinery. . . Do not take if you have heart or liver problems. . . If concerned, consult your medical practitioner.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Great
‘Your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was at the Somme.’
Paternity
‘I’ve told you before, you can’t take paternity leave if your wife’s given birth to another man’s child.’
Costa 2
Models 3
‘That George Osborne looks like he could do with a good feed.’
Parents 2
‘What son?’
Corgis
Vader
‘You’ve got the wrong guy. I’m Darts Vader.’
Call Centre
Squat
‘I love what you’ve done to the place.’
Entrapment
The first entrapment
Purr
Thursday
Hell 2
‘Frankly, the last 666 years have been hell.’
Bottles 2
Helium
‘To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions.’
Sturdy
‘That one looks nice and sturdy.’
Chains
‘Man is born free, but everywhere he is in chains.’
