Chilcott
‘That’s your answer to everything, isn’t it? “When they publish the Chilcot report.” ’
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Thursday
Sleaze
‘Good, great, super. Now everybody say, “sleaze”.’
Hirst
Ppi 2
Pet
‘I love him as a pet — I’m just saying he is rather high-maintenance.’
Bath 4
‘If anyone calls, I’m in the bath.’
Tesco 3
‘Uh oh, looks like their creative accounting has crept into their special offers.’
Taxman
Gone Girl
‘We had a blazing row about Gone Girl, then she just disappeared.’
Cow 3
‘Do you have to do that in public?’
Ukip 7
Penguin 2
‘Well, I think we can rule out bipolar.’
Boots
‘These boots on the ground aren’t much of a threat, are they?’
Seaworld
‘I’m sorry you didn’t enjoy it, sir. We should be more specifi c that it’s not a sight-recovery experience.’
Thursday
Dogs 6
‘It’s a dog eat dog world, fortunately.’
Mean
My date was so mean — he took me to a food bank.’
Self
