Lad
‘When I was a lad it never occurred to me that we were all absolutely stinking filthy rich.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Films 2
‘You do realise that everything you’ve said is a quote from a film.’
Oxo Cubes
Thursday
Social Media
‘No, I don’t think we’ve met, but I have abused you on social media.’
Dinner
‘I’ve got us a TV dinner, followed by a Facebook dinner, followed by a Twitter dinner, followed by a. . . ’
Signal
‘Part of the constitution… they’re allowed to make just one smoke signal each.’
Cave 2
‘We all draw crap on our walls but he has to make such a big deal of it!’
Man Flu
Man flu season
Coo
‘There’s been a coo.’
Push Harder
‘Push! Push! Push harder!’
Big Bank
Easier
‘They’re much easier to get than they used to be.’
Latin Lover
‘You’re not really the Latin lover I was looking for.’
Cards 3
Sniff
Landline
‘I’m not saying he’s old but he still uses a land-line.’
Dinosaur 2
‘Climate change? Not in our lifetime.’
Thursday
Fifa
‘You can’t trust British elections — they’re all about bribery.’
