Medusa
‘Medusa made sure the shampoo hadn’t been tested on animals.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Parents Evening
Computer
That problem with the computer — solved it.’
Relate 4
‘Well isn’t this nice — the whole family sitting down together at Christmas.’
Curse
‘It’s the curse of the pyramids.’
Tinnitus
‘I thought I’d written a new song but it turned out to be tinnitus.’
Dumped
‘Isn’t that a bit cowardly... dumping her by text?’
Newt
‘I’m sorry — I have a newt allergy.’
Punk 2
‘Well, what did you think an ageing punk looked like?’
Smoke Police
Cave 3
Clickbait
‘I hate the way these news websites use clickbait headlines to lure you in.’
Thursday
Puppy
‘Please, Dad, can I have a puppy?’
Spider
Break
‘It’s another breakthrough for artificial intelligence — it’s learned to take selfies!’
Ukip Calypso
‘It’s a worse record on immigration than the government’s!’
Dairy 3
‘What do you mean you want to cut out dairy?’
Ebola Island
Refugees
‘Did you have to buy him toy refugees?’